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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad's pea 'joke'
When someone drops a pea on the table when eating, my Dad will chuckle to himself and pronounce the immortal phrase: "Ooh, you've pea-ed (oh ho ho 'peed') on the table!
He has done this for 21 years, possibly more.

Whats worse, I find myself saying it...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 15:06, Reply)

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