Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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How high is a chinaman...Me: "Dunno."
Dad: "How low is his brother."
Me: "Dunno!!!"
repeat ad infinitum.
Also, if I was unlucky enough to fall over:
"Have a nice trip!"
I fell over lots as a kid due to dodgy knees. How I laughed, every time.
Oh, and if I was foolish enough to get caught having a good old dig in a nostril:
"Pick us a winner!"
Mind you, that was marginally better than being caught nose-picking by my mum, who'd say,
"If bogies were meant to be eaten they'd be in tins in the supermarket."
The images conjured up by that simple statement haunt me to this day. But I have to confess I have said exactly the same thing to my spouse.
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Safetyfox, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 15:39,
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