Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Just remembered moreMy dad goes swimming every other day for excercise. If he meets somebody on the way out there that just finished, he'll ask them if the water was wet. Similarly, if anybody asks him how the water is, he replies "Wet."
He's also very fond of the term "a trainwreck of flavors", and likes to make jokes about the proper thing to do according to Miss Manners.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 0:27, Reply)
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