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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Always says "Hello, Statue?" on the phone. It was funny when I was about five, but now it's just annoying. And another thing, he's a machinist so when I was younger, 4 or something, he would always come home with cuts on his hands and I'd call them "egg yolk". It was odd, and my mum didn't know what the hell I was talking about. XD w00 for ranting
bye all,
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(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 5:15, Reply)

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