Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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BurpingFamily member burping, elicits following ditty:
"Pardon me, it was not me,
just my food popped up to say hello,
now its gone back down below."
Also my Mum went to school in Plymouth - a Girl's school on Salisbury Road. It is always refered to as "Salisbury Road Special School".
There is a park in Poole, Dorset with a large pond. Dad must call it "Poo Leee Park".
Mum on the beach is refered to as "Queen Leftertitti of Looe" (Looe is in Cornwall).
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TheCockwellInn, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 8:40,
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