Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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dadismsmy dad has so many stupid jokes they are impossible to recount but he does have some really shit ones.
When some one starts a sentence at with "I thought...." he cuts in with "You know what thought thought". If anyone out there has any idea what this means it would be nice.
Also, if you happen to say "I was gonna force..." or something involving force he will always quip: "A man forced his pig and it died"
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That and when you ask him why he will always and without fail tell you it's cos theres no hairs on a penguins chest
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 8:49, Reply)
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