Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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SAD DAD JOKESMy Dad has said this joke to everyone that has darkened his doorstep at some point in the past thirty years. It was one reason for me to leave, and a surefire advertisement for euthanasia.
The 'gag' goes summat like this:
Dad: Miss Wong split up with her boyfriend. She went back to Peking... (my cynical comment: Beijing, duh!) He went back to Wan king.
Absolutely shagging hilarious after the 97th telling, trust me on this...
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 10:09, Reply)
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