Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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takes deep breath...You "Catch it!"
Dad "I'll kill that bloody cat"
Any remark even vaguely double entendre followed by interjection "Said the bishop to the actress" e.g. gf says "You'll never get all that in there" Cue dad...
The eternal deafness gag
"Ask don't get, don't ask, don't want"
On hearing unfamiliar celebrity name "Who's he play for?" or variation on the theme:
You "have you heard of Ben Zephaniah?"
Dad "Didn't he play right back for Borrussia Munchengladbach in 1956?"
And endless rude alternatives to common nursery rhymes (v funny)
And yes, I now use all of these as often as possible in my current dad capacity.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:00, Reply)
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