not mine but a good en
A few years back (about 10 i think) My friend was "celebrating" his 21st year of existance... he was staggering home swigging from an open whisky bottle when a cop car spotted him and immediatly did a U-turn to nab him (as drinking on the streets in his home town was met with a rather nasty fine) he paniced and naturally thought..... "i know, ill jump that fence, run over the railway tracks and im away" he did so but once said fence was cleared the landing took an extra few seconds thanks to the grand total of a 16 foot drop to the ground, rather spooky and dark ground, upon landing he was most dismayed because his half drunk bottle was now broken.... Along with both of his ankles! This was the least of his worries as he landed upon a grave.... bearing HIS name.... OK the bloke had been dead a long time but it still shit him up enough to start screaming for the coppers to drag him away! Not only did he get charged with public intoxication but also an open spirit bottle in public, trespass and evading arrest! the £500 fine rapidly changed to over 1K and 30 hours of community service!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:58, 2 replies)

1K and 30hours!!! for a 21st???? Dubai?
I've found that in places with laws this regressive, the police can be bought off for 50USD and a pack of cigarettes.
Sounds like a crappy little hole.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:36, closed)

Widnes......
you heard of it? theres a saying round these parts...

"my girl friend said kiss me where it smells......... so i took her to Widnes!" lol
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 16:06, closed)