when we were at uni
my friend elkie started going out with the mechanic who'd fixed her car. tim was a nice guy, and he was quite obscenely fit, but sadly the village was definitely missing its idiot when he came up to london to see elkie.

so after 3 or 4 dates, tim clearly felt the time was right to make his move. after dinner, he was walking elkie back to our student houseshare. desperately trying not to get packed back in his car off to essex, tim paused at the gate (actually, this being a rancid part of haringey, it was just an empty gatepost, the gate long since having been nicked) and pulled elkie to him for a long, slow kiss. then he ran his hands through her hair, and said, "you look really beautiful in the moonlight."

"oh thanks," said elkie cheerfully.

sensing 'goodnight' was imminent, tim tried again. leaning forwards, he whispered soulfully in her ear:

"but i bet you look soooo much better in the dark..."

oh dear. poor lonely unshagged tim!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 16:56, 3 replies)

Hahahahaaaa Oh poor choice of words there.
Reminds me of a friend of mine's advice to me..... "Beauty" he said, "is only ever a light switch away."
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 17:32, closed)

That's weird
I am friends with a reindeer called 'reindeerie'.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:42, closed)

oh dear. poor lonely unshagged tim!
If you knew how hard the men tried to have sexy times, you'd have more sympathy.

...click
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:30, closed)