Evil Furby
When I was at uni, I got myself a Furby. There was no real reasoning behind it, more like a crappy impulse buy to fritter away my money. I enjoyed playing with the Furby and it had a place on my bedside table. One night, I woke up to find it at the edge of the table with its eyes looking my my direction. This only slightly disturbed me and I moved to the far end of the table and faced it towards the wall. A few hours later, I suddenly woke up and noticed that the Furby was again at the nearest edge to my bed and was again looking at me. AAAAGHH SHIT BOLLOCKS! Totally freaked me out so I snatched it off the table and went to put it under the bed. It started to move and was mumbing in that fucking annoying Furbyese. This just added to my fear and I started to take out the batteries. Bad Move!

BIG BOY
BIG BOY
BIG BOY
BIGGGG BOOOOY

WTF?!!!!

The bloody thing was still talking with its batteries out. A powerful flick from my wrist threw it across my room and I retreated back to bed and probably cowered under the duvet.

Freaky.
( The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:27, 4 replies)

point of grammar/logic
I'm pretty sure that "Evil Furby" is a tautology.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 2:47, closed)

Furby Death
I broke my sister's Furby when it became unresponsive for days. We figured it needed new batteries so I picked it up and it instantly opened its eyes and started making creepy electronic squawking noises. I threw it to the ground and that was that. Those things were so creepy I imagine a large percentage met their demise by being thrown across rooms.
(Tarana, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:48, closed)

furbies are evil and must be destroyed.
this is a known fact.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 21:40, closed)

Brett "American Psycho" Easton Ellis...
... did some wonderfully creepy horror around this in "Lunar Park". You should read it.
(nordelius, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 9:30, closed)