Four part tale

a) My first attempt was a complete failure. Well, I'd never tried to build anything like this before. It was just way too small. Total disaster.

b) Second try was not much better either. I tried to make it big enough, but didn't put sugfficient internal supports in. The roof collapsed and squashed all the sheep. Arse.

c) By the third attempt I thought I had it cracked, but then my middle son (I've got three) was messing around outside, and knocked two supports out. The whole thing rolled over and smashed into pieces. Sometimes I think that boy is pig thick.

d) Fourth attempt, and at last, success! Finished just in time too. All the animals fitted in, and she floated. I call it the 'D' Ark.

sorry
(Mystery_Machine, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:35, 4 replies)

*click*
That was punarific
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 15:58, closed)

Good lord man

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:13, closed)

Think you might find
that Enzyme (I think) beat you to this one several days ago.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 16:40, closed)

doh
Alas, you are correct. Serves me right for not reading all the other posts before trying to make a feeble pun.
(Mystery_Machine, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:38, closed)