
Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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They had a dog, big black labrador or something. I'm allergic to most furry stuff so i start sneezing and snotting and wheezing. The lady of the house - she was a vet by the way - offered me some anti histamines. Said i should take a few because they were weak. They weren't weak. They were the bog black labrador's anti histamines (he was also allergic to himself) and they were like bloody ketamine. I just managed to get home. Just. I woke 20 hours later fully clothed, half out of bed with my face pressed into the carpet and my feet tangled in the duvet. I must have tried to get up for water or something and passed out again.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:17, closed)

a free, cheap and legal way to get fucked.
chin stroke etc
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 21:39, closed)

He went a bit funny for the rest of the evening and then said he had to go home early. It turned out that the effect it'd had on him was to make him extremely violent - he wanted to smash and destroy everything in sight - but due to the drowsiness induced by tablet he was too dopey to act on these impulses! Most odd...
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:05, closed)

..you are better off with a couple of bottles of "Robitussin for dry coughs", and that's not exactly the nectar of the gods either, but is kind of like ketamine, alcohol and weed combined. Kind of.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 22:39, closed)

How the hell could something be allergic to itself? This is troubling indeed.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:20, closed)
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