A balmy July night...
After a night of Stella, Sambucca, Absinthe, more Stella, then repeat...

Walking along the High Street towards the taxi rank, the then SO decided it would be a good idea to go for a swim in the river to cool down.

Seemed like a good idea at the time, so we headed off that way.

She quickly stripped and lowered herself into the river, holding onto the mooring platform.

Not to be outdone, I stripped down, and did a perfect dive straight into the river, coming up about 10 yards from the bank...but about 200 yards downstream. Instantly sober. And seriously aware of the current.

I actually managed to swim back to where she was still hanging onto the moorings, pulled myself and then her out, and then she decided to tell me:

"I could feel the current pulling me as I got in..."

Yeah, thanks for telling me...

Stupid, stupid, stupid...

But the sex on the moorings was pretty good, although I had to go back the next day to make sure the CCTV cameras weren't facing that way to save her blushes (they were).
( snee held his breath since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 8:16, 1 reply)

Ha!
That's great... you manage to get any of the CCTV footage???
( SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:29, closed)