Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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No,as it has a fibreglass handle. If I live several hundred years ago it'd be wooden.
I've got a pile of firewood to chop, though.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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"if I lived several hundred yers ago"I thought you were that old?
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You're confusing mewith your mum. You can tell us apart because I'm the one you've never shagged.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:22,
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Well, you're both gingerbut you're more flexible than she is.
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