Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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You are quite right Miss SwipeBut I am a lazy man-child who sometimes refuses to cook proper food for himself and pays for it with a house that stinks of bacon.
I may have lied about the Y-fronts, although I probably do have some horrible briefs at the back of the drawer that I used to wear up to about the age of 24 before I realised that boxers were the way forward
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:00,
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i still saypictures or it didn't happen.
or show us your pants.
or something less childish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:12,
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I reckon the good people of B3taare more interested in a photo of you in your bridesmaid dress.
BTW: I think it's an unwritten rule that bridesmaids have to have horrible dresses so that they don't out-shine the bride.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:56,
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at the momentit hasn't been made, so they'd be looking at a picture of me in the victorian corsetry underwear that will be needed under the heinous dress. i am not sure that is a sight that anyone needs to see!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:58,
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On the contrary...I think you both need to post pictures
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An accountant in brown y-frontsand a lawyer in a cream corset bra with non matching knickers because i won't be able find the buggers on the day. it's not going to be a good look, is it??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:25,
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When I first read thatI thought it said "bridesmaids have to have horrible diseases so that they don't out-shine the bride."
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