Cutting Tree branches
One day my mate came into school, with a broken arm and a broken nose.

Upon questioning him, he said he got attacked on the way home, and managed to "kick the shit out of the other lad"

for several lunchtimes i remember him retelling the same story - each time ever so slightly more dangerous than the last.

That was that.

Until about 2 years later when we were drunk at his house. He then confessed that he had infact been cutting down his mums Tree in the back garden. In a testement to Darwin himself, decided to cut the branch he was sitting on. Landing with his face ontop of his arm causing a double break.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, 1 reply)

Hehehehe
My mate's parents had to cancel their wedding after the vicar tried his hand at this stunt!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, closed)