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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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how about
the children of my friend evie and the new object of her lustful affections, who will never be born after she failed to use her new phone properly.

meaning to text him after a difficult day at work, she tried to type "just had a shit day but looking forward to seeing you tonight".

being a cack-handed cow, she pressed "send" a bit too soon.

"just had a shit"

then had to sit for a mortified 30 minutes as the tube went underground before she could rectify the damage.

no number of humiliated explanatory texts and emails managed to recover the magic after that.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:08, 5 replies)
....but I like it. It made me do a laugh.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:09, closed)
Like it....
...go Evie.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:24, closed)
If I'd had a text like that
from my girlfriend, I'd just have laughed.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:08, closed)
best i've read so far. have a click
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, closed)
Cheers R
just nearly choked on my beer *clicks*
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 23:40, closed)

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