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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I had unprotected sex once.
Utter utter stupidity.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:30, 11 replies)
My parents did the same thing
I was the result

They said the same thing...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:40, closed)
And it was just the once...
obviously. Otherwise you'd have siblings.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:45, closed)
Me too
Although I am pretty sure that she hadn't been with anyone though. And she was too young to ovulate.

And she had a lovely Portuguese tan.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 17:56, closed)
nice

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:11, closed)
How long
did your bum take to heal Archduke?
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:08, closed)
Never ever
without a sharp knife or small firearm
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:14, closed)
You forgot something...
knee pads and a crash helmet are a must too.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 21:52, closed)
or
a parachute if its a fat girl...
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 7:05, closed)
And some flour to find the wet patch.

(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29, closed)
surely...
.. this would tend to win you the opposite of a Darwin award?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:41, closed)
Depends
whose Mrs he fucks.
"Erm, when you say you are Mrs Kray, you're not any relation are you?"
"Yup"
PAAAAAAAAAAAARP.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:54, closed)

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