Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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My parents did the same thingI was the result
They said the same thing...
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:40, closed)
And it was just the once...obviously. Otherwise you'd have siblings.
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Me tooAlthough I am pretty sure that she hadn't been with anyone though. And she was too young to ovulate.
And she had a lovely Portuguese tan.
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How longdid your bum take to heal Archduke?
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Never everwithout a sharp knife or small firearm
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 20:14, closed)
You forgot something...knee pads and a crash helmet are a must too.
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 16 Feb 2009, 21:52,
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ora parachute if its a fat girl...
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And some flour to find the wet patch.(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 10:29,
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surely..... this would tend to win you the opposite of a Darwin award?
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:41, closed)
Dependswhose Mrs he fucks.
"Erm, when you say you are Mrs Kray, you're not any relation are you?"
"Yup"
PAAAAAAAAAAAARP.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:54, closed)
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