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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Well there I was
A thousand years in the future.

I managed to make us all travel back in time, back to the 1950s.

Fortunately, I met up with my Grandfather.

Unfortunately, I killed him by trying to hide him from harm on a nuclear testing site.

It's OK, though, I fucked his fiancée. She was a right goer too.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:00, 5 replies)
you are Fry
AICMFP
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:02, closed)
Futurama infinte loop
"I did do the nasty in the past-y!"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, closed)
*sniff* Hey, what smells like blue?
Oh yeah, it's the unclicked "I Like This" button. Let's remedy that...

*clicks*
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:23, closed)
"What smells like blue?"
That's pretty much my favourite line from Futurama.

It's right up there with the "Good Gravy" "Thank you, it's just water and brown" from The Simpsons.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:25, closed)
I think my favourite ever bit
was in the opening credits along the bottom of the screen

"In double-vision where drunk"
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:28, closed)

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