staples and arrows
I narrowly avoided shooting myself in the head with a hydraulic stapler while building sets for a theatre. I had the fucking thing upside down.

Also narrowly avoided being blinded by an arrow during an archery lesson.

A stranger pulled me back from the tracks a split second before a tram shot by in Amsterdam. I never found out who it was.
(badfox1 wonders who he's played by this episode on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:15, 7 replies)

Trams aren't pretty...
I've seen a couple of people die that way, bloody horrible.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:00, closed)

the stranger
was jesus
(chemicals1234, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:05, closed)

No
it was the ghost of that bloke on Coronation St, walking the Earth saving people from tram-related deaths. Probably.
(Rsoles, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 21:21, closed)

a hydraulic stapler?
that sounds like one serious piece of stationary
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:47, closed)

Stapler-users like you
are the primary reason Claymore Mines have the famous reminder embossed upon them.


(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 7:13, closed)

Was the arrow
when you were pulling it out of the boss? That's when most people do it.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:11, closed)

I SAVED YOU FROM THAT TRAIN!
and no2 it is payback time!

Suck my cock!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:38, closed)