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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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last saturday night
me and mrs funhappyslide are mid row. As i have a mouth full of sweet and sour pork with rice i go to finish her sentance with ''shut up''. As i inhale to put her in her place a pork ball lodges in my throat. Mrs funhappyslide then says ''i hope you fucking choke'' which i duly did. after 30 seconds of her laughing at my near death i have to perform a certain manoever on myself using the sitee. I promptly vomited all chinese, beer and wine all over her. I nearly died. She got what was coming to her. Are we even?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:30, 8 replies)
the sitee of brotherly love?
sitee of London?

I must know!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:32, closed)
I can only assume it was someone that was being sat on
if you sit you are the sitter, if you are sat on you are the sittee.

I'm picturing an au pair, whose role is that of an attractive chair.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:46, closed)
*rubs hands on thighs, and leers*
Me too old boy, me too....
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:50, closed)
loving it
have a heim'click' manoeuvre for your troubles!!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:46, closed)
^^ snigger
nice one...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:41, closed)
I'd like to lodge
My pork ball in your throat.

Sorry, I just had to say that.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:00, closed)
I hope that you understand
that however valid your point may have been, you are still wrong.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:16, closed)
They're all sweet and sour by the time I've finished with them.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:50, closed)

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