Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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This happened to my sister.She agreed to meet a guy at a pub for dinner and drinks. He went to the loo midway through his meal and that was the last she ever saw or heard of him.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:24,
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That whole holocaust thingwas positively kind in comparison.
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to be fair to him, your sister is an absolute hound(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:36,
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I was going to write something to this effect at the end, but felt it went as a given. Thanks for clarifying though.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:49,
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The same thing happened to a friend of mine. Although at least in his case, his date had the decency to send him a text an hour later claiming some kind of emergency.
Internet dating eh? The depths to which some people are forced to plumb.
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I presumed he'd had some sort of toilet emergency that was too embarrassing to explain.Or that my sister was too pig ugly to stick around with, as Shambo said up there.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:50,
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Yeah, in my defence though, she was very, very boring AND very, VERY annoying.Also she had NO table manners WHATSOEVER.
And she was ugly.
So yeah, I fucked off sharpish. But I've never been able to show my face in that Harvester since.
:(
sadtimes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:01,
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She did mention that the man was LOVELY.I should have guessed it would be you. Why I oughta... *ruffles hair*
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:06,
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