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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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This happened to my sister.
She agreed to meet a guy at a pub for dinner and drinks. He went to the loo midway through his meal and that was the last she ever saw or heard of him.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:24, 10 replies)
That is the most cuntish thing ever

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:32, closed)
That whole holocaust thing
was positively kind in comparison.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:53, closed)
Pales into insignificance, mate.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, closed)
to be fair to him, your sister is an absolute hound

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:36, closed)
I was going to write something to this effect at the end, but felt it went as a given.
Thanks for clarifying though.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:49, closed)
you're welcome

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:44, closed)
The same thing happened to a friend of mine.
Although at least in his case, his date had the decency to send him a text an hour later claiming some kind of emergency.

Internet dating eh? The depths to which some people are forced to plumb.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:44, closed)
I presumed he'd had some sort of toilet emergency that was too embarrassing to explain.
Or that my sister was too pig ugly to stick around with, as Shambo said up there.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:50, closed)
Yeah, in my defence though, she was very, very boring AND very, VERY annoying.
Also she had NO table manners WHATSOEVER.
And she was ugly.
So yeah, I fucked off sharpish. But I've never been able to show my face in that Harvester since.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:01, closed)
She did mention that the man was LOVELY.
I should have guessed it would be you. Why I oughta... *ruffles hair*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:06, closed)

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