Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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I've got a newish girlfriend over for dinner tonight.We had a lovely meal and I figured we could watch a film, have a drink and later I'd subjugate her bush. I stick the telly on only to find there's some sort of God awful Dr skagra fanfic on, and it's taking forever to change the damned channel.
It's completely ruined the mood
(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 19:50, 2 replies)
You need one of those special remote controls with massive buttonsfor fat people with sausage fingers
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Damnit, what's WRONG with you?You should have told her right at the start: "We're going to be watching Conspiracy. As you can see, I've already got my Heydrich uniform on, so you get into that KZ Zebra costume. NOW! RAUS! RAUS!"
Oh, sorry, I thought you said Jewish girlfriend.
Fuck it, my reply still applies.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 7 Sep 2014, 2:00,
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