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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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you come across as a mammoth prick in this story

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:14, 1 reply)
Whereas you come across as a massive peck in everyone's stories
How has no one else pointed this out yet??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:46, closed)
because I'm popular and hilarious
and that really upsets you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:02, closed)
So.... Much.... Wrong with this statement...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 22:32, closed)
Quite. Three dots for ellipsis, a space before, and no capitalisation afterwards.
Adult illiteracy and innumeracy often go hand in hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:25, closed)
What does posting boring comments on a dying website at 2am go hand in hand with?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:13, closed)
Midweek drinking.
You should try it. Invite that young baggenfork chap. You both clearly need to chill out and stop pretending to be pensioners.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 9:18, closed)
Wheras Shambles you clearly need to leave the computer
Go on you can do it. The support worker will help
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:16, closed)
haven't touched a computer since last Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:35, closed)
Computer or associated web connected device

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:10, closed)
when I go out drinking
Posting on qotw is not the first thing on my mind. Your evenings "out" must suck gigantic salty donkey dick :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:44, closed)
I didn't post on qftw while I was out. Much.
But you're right ... we didn't play spin the bottle in fancy dress and we didn't share a job lot of pizza and think we were being fancy.

And I didn't fuck psychodweeb on my way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 13:58, closed)
alright grandad don't lose your syrup

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:43, closed)

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