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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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She is a greengrocer.
I realise you live in the soppy ITV version of the 1950s but here in the 21st century there is a wee bit more flexibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 11:58, 1 reply)
Don't know what your talking about grandad, I was born in the 80s.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:00, closed)
"you're"

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:01, closed)
FUCK
OFF
AND
DIE
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:02, closed)
easy fella ... it's not my fault you have a shit life ... direct your anger somewhere more constructive
perhaps work a bit harder so you don't have live in a backwards village full of surveyors
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:04, closed)
**Licks your tears**
Mmmm, tastes like victory.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:05, closed)
They taste like rotten fish and alcohol to me

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:14, closed)
That is exactly what victory tastes like.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:41, closed)

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