Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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"I hope you get blown up on the tube"Is that your indirect & euphemistic way of saying you wanna chuck your mayonnaise up my servants entrance?
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:23, 1 reply)
In your dreamsI meant I hope you bleed to death from horrific injuries sustained as a result of shrapnel from the explosion caused by a Jihadist suicide bomber on a London Underground train.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 14:40, closed)
I like the wayYou repeat yourself.
I hope that too by the way. And hey, if that does happen, at least I won't die alone.
(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:41, closed)
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