My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Dog BoyJust moved to London, decided to go for a drink with a guy I'd met. Told him there was no chance of him getting laid - I was just out for a few beers and a laugh that night, and we'd take it from there.
Should have known it wouldn't work out when he ordered cranberry juice for himself (what guy does that in a pub?!). Fast forward....oooh about 5 minutes - he's humping my leg, panting down my ear and licking my face (not sexy)so I made my excuses and ran to the bus. He followed, so I lied and said I lived out in Zone 6, then ignored him as he climbed aboard my bus..... thank god he got bored and got off 2 stops before my stop (I live in Zone 2), otherwise i'm pretty sure he'd have stalked me home......
The moral? Cranberry juice-drinking, leg-humping, panting face-lickers are best avoided....
(, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 10:24, Reply)
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