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I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.

What's your worst date experience?

(, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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also at boarding school.and in year 1.
ok me and the other good kids (me Emma and Karli) got to go rockclimbing for an outing(thanks to me i might add,i was on the student council and i suggested it) and i was loving it! so we get there and emma wants to go climbing but me and karli want to go on the big fuck-off trampoline.so we did.anyway we both fall,we laugh,she kisses me,then she notices i'm in year 1 and she's in year six.she falls off the trampoline and i'm left with emma walking towards me and me being scared shitless.so i purposly fall off the trampoline (emma was a really nice girl) and she runs over to help me up and then it looks like a movie love scene.we stare into each others eyes,and about to kiss,we get broken up by the teacher thinking she just beat the shit out of me.on the bus back to school,she asks me if i want to go to the games room (you can go there if you are good to play pinball!) when we get back and i say yes.long story short,she fell over while we were playing baseketball and says i pushed her.i never had a chance.

edit:forgot to mention Karli's norks.two words,fucking huge.
oh and Whiskas,the banjo string is the frenulum.or the little skin thing that connects your knob end and foreskin.
(, Sun 24 Oct 2004, 20:56, Reply)

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