Nightmare
Just thought of another. Used to play in a band as part of my music lesson with people I didn't really know- certainly not my mates or people I could get lashed with. One young girl came along who was quite tidy, but was only 16 (I was 18 at the time), but a young looking 16.

She went to the same school as my mate, and told him that she wanted me to take her out. My initial reaction was 'no chance', as I wanted to avoid the obvious 'paedo' chants from my mates. My mate, however, wanted a bit of one of her friends (equally young looking), so I reluctantly agreed to a cinema trip.

So we meet them at the cinema- they are dolled up to high heaven (we are just in jeans and t's)- mini dresses and stiletto's and shite loads of make-up, which had the net effect of making them look even younger. At this point we are shitting ourselves, hoping that nobody sees us.

That was where the problem was- as we walk in we see about 5 different groups of people we know- I'm talking the footy team, people from both our 6th forms and even some neighbours.

Needless to say we got dog's abuse for months- the comment which still haunts me was 'Oh, is this your little sister?' Aaaaaaah- wrong!
(dogger collymore, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:45, Reply)