Back in the day someone stole my bike.
Upshot, I had to move to the Deep South, where I met someone who I thought was a guy but was actually a girl - hilarity ensued.
Still, I got to poke a dead body with a stick - it's true, the best things in life ARE free.

My father's a bit of a bastard - he made my dog jump into a car window. Ha ha.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:46, 2 replies)

Family Guy!
"My daughter would absolutely love you" - Dakota Fanning
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:03, closed)

then your mum got him back
by releasing a raccoon from her cleavage to savage him.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:57, closed)