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This is a question Have you ever seen a dead body?

How did you feel?
Upset? Traumatised? Relieved? Like poking it with a stick?

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:34)
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I'm a nursing auxiliary
when someone dies on the ward i have to stuff all their orifices with cotton wool to prevent leakage in the morgue.

it's awful when they've been left too long with their mouths open and rigor mortis sets in. they look so gormless, God rest their souls.
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:13, 2 replies)
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All of their orifices?

Are you sure you're not just on work experience?
(, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:57, closed)
Nope, it's a real job with a name badge and everything
Anal/vaginal: about 4/5 cotton balls
Throat: about 3, well down the back so you can't see anything
And one elongated one up each nostril!
Tag on the toe, wrap in a sheet, flower on the chest, into the freezer they go.
=D
(, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:08, closed)

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