Raping the Golden Goose.
Yes. A friend of mine.

I saw the transition too. 415 Volts, Faulty equipment and a wet environment. But I'm not going to write another word about it.

I write to entertain. I don't write to bleed my soul dry and expose the soft underbelly of deeply traumatic experiences that cause nightmares. I'm not a little Story-puppet.

What's the next QOTW going to be people?

-Been Raped? Tell us all about it!!

-Lost a loved one in a gruesome way? Go on... We want to know if you were close enough to smell the intestines.

Get a fucking grip on yourselves you morbid bastards.

Seriously... one lovely bloke tells his story of heartbreak and loss, people offer sympathy and compassion, and you guys sit there, steeple your fingers and go "hmmm... people like that one... let's get another heartstring-pulling QOTW up there."

Symptomatic of the same depraved journalists who knock on the doors of families who've just lost a member in a horrific way... or try to make rape victims re-live their ordeal for the tabloids.

I'll look in vain for a good QOTW. Until then, even Facebook is more rewarding.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:09, 28 replies)

shit out your cock you pedo
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:31, closed)

most intellegent thing you've said all year.
"shit out your cock you pedo"

Such a shame really that you decided it was worth people hearing it.

Did your parents drop you on your head too often when you were a baby? Or were you repeatedly slammed between the wall and headboard while I was shagging your mum?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:35, closed)

sorry but
shit out your cock is hilarious
(i anglepoise, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:36, closed)

At least he reads the newsletter ;o)
I think he's talking from personal experience... he's been reading and acting upon the bestiality link from last week's newsletter. ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:38, closed)

I'm not even a newsletter subscriber, nor do I even read it.
Sorry to disappoint.
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:51, closed)

Then allow me to explain ...
There was a link to a website that - and I'm paraphrasing here - was basicly "how to fuck dogs".

'Tis all.

Anyway, My disappointment is based more around the low IQ responses we get these days: once more highlighting the decline of B3ta.

Yours is a perfect example. Can't think of anything decent or intelligent to say, yet still you feel the need to say something.

In the world of Graffiti you wouldn't be painting art, or even tagging with well-designed text, You'd be the arse that Simply scrawls "Idiot-Child was Ere" in permanent marker on the back of a toilet door.

Nothing more than a delinquent chimp.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:04, closed)

I hope you have children
and that i end up in sole charge of their education. That'll show you how much of a chimp I am ;)
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:20, closed)

We'll probably see Humpty's children picking fleas off each other
And flinging poo around before too long then...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:26, closed)

no no no
that's BEFORE I get a chance to get them in the classroom. Chimps.
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:34, closed)

I rest my case.
There really is no point in continuing is there...

When "shit out your cock pedo" amuses the average B3ta reader, it's proof that this place isn't what it used to be.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 16:05, closed)

To be honest Humpty
This place is as good as we make it... so if you think someone is being shit, just respond by being better than them. Of course the /talk way is to shout loudly until they go away. I'm not sure how qotw handles it because apeloverage is still around.`
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 16:26, closed)

Apeloverage...
.. IMHO is a person who has a fantastic way of looking at things.

Sure, he may come up with one-liners that aren't to the taste of many, but its a very singular and special brand of humour: he's as sharp as a knife that one...

As good as we make it yes... but there are FAR better QOTW subjects to play with... Other asshats aside, my gripe is with the morbidity of this particular one.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 16:48, closed)

I wasn't too happy with the "Fun in funeral" one
And expressed my opinion thusly- that is until I got an email from Cal...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 18:13, closed)

I have to agree qith Humpty
This QOTW seems to be both preying on vulnerable morbidity and dragging some real asshats out of the woodwork to boot.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:00, closed)

Doesn't matter one jot
The QOTW is there to let us share things with, basically, a good bunch of mates and hangers on. There must be about 50-60,000 people now who read this, less who contribute, less who contribute regularly but nonetheless loads of loads andloads of us.

If you look at the QOTW as a whole it's the perfect way to relax on every level. Keep quiet and laugh, make others laugh, learn something from others mistakes, teach others from your own, get stuff off your chest, share in other peoples misfortune, anything you want.

Some weeks you may love, some you hate, some may not do anything for you one way or the other, but does it really matter? Somebody picks a question and you should take it how you want, but nothing at all is either good or bad, it's whatever you make of it. If your entire life revolves around the QOTW then fine, you may have a point, but if it doesn't and you just would prefer something else then don't worry, another one will be along soon.

Obviously everybody will tell me I'm wrong but I have never had a QOTW that I didn't get SOMETHING, however small, from, so guys, lighten up. You don't like this question as much as some others. And.......

Edit: Try reading some of the earlier ones, they'll seem fresh by now.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 22:49, closed)

To some extent you're right.
QOTW is very far from being the thing my life revolves around.

It is no more than a weekend cuppa tea that I like to enjoy... But when someone pisses needlessly in my tea it makes the entire weekend taste bad.

Kapiche?
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:08, closed)

I understand your point
and I'm not having a go (I don't think you are a pedo but if you do manage to shit out of your cock THAT would be a QOTW in itself) but it isn't all morbid, it's cathartic for some. I'm not a wierdo, but to me it's just like a bunch of friends getting together and discussing how their day went.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:22, closed)

Rathen
Best thing Ive read on the Internet in ages

OP - Some people dont like this weeks QOTW..... GET OVER IT!
(steh30, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 7:03, closed)

Probably the only thing simple enough for you to understand too.
... having looked through your profile Steh30, It would seem that you've never had anything constructive to add. Ever. All you do is bitch and whine.

You tell people to *get over it*, but you yourself have posted SPECIFICALLY to have a dig a FrankSpencer: a person who's intellect will always dwarf yours.

Hypocritical? Yes, but I'd expect nothing different from a dullard of your accomplishment.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:07, closed)

If I may
"shit out your cock you pedo" has a number of limitations as a comment, not least its illiteracy. It should at least be:

Shit out your cock, paedo

But even then it has some grammatical ambiguity. Are we urging the recipient to excrete faeces from their cock, or to excrete their cock from their rectum? If the former, it would be better to say

Shit out OF your cock, paedo

Any confusion could be avoided by rewriting the sentence thus:

I'm a sub-educational adolescent with a void for a mind.
(frankspencer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:18, closed)

^^No you're not, Frank...
You are a genius.

And you provide way more than some of the peurile twat-nappies that have started to frequent this site deserve.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:30, closed)

^^^^ I third that
Both points.

This week we seem to have a number of folks not only unlurking for the specific purpose of spouting cuntiness, but who also seem unable to grasp the irony of slagging off people infinitely funnier and more talented than they are.

It's a bit like spectating a battle of wits between Jade Goody and Oscar Wilde.

I'm normally an easy going sort of chap but I wish these morons would fuck off long time.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:37, closed)

Lol
Awww.. you guys are lovely.

Take note Rathen: "shit out your cock you pedo" is now translated - courtesy of FrankSpencer - to "I'm a sub-educational adolescent with a void for a mind"

Never a truer word spoken.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:42, closed)

the most depressing part of this little episode being
that this illiterate, puerile half-wit is (or thinks he is) going to be one of the folk in charge of moulding the next generation of young minds. To which I say God help us all.

I hate this QoTW. It's morbidly voyeuristic and there's practically no kittens or shit anywhere.
(jennymnemonic, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:09, closed)

Lol
You actually took time to read my profile so you could prove you are teh more intellectual than I.
Wish I was you.

And yes, I thought frankspencer posting poor excuses for weird porn as QOTW replies was sad, I stand by that.
(steh30, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 12:43, closed)

tinypod has already finished this debate
I would say, in a very calm manner, which can't be said of either of the opposing sides here.

In life, I don't actively seek out confrontation. On the internet, I find it pathetic. Imagine venting your spleen to a faceless anon, who will take one glance at your post, and d'you know, it will not affect them one jot. Think how you react, it's no different, just a puerile little circle of no-point-one-upmanship.

OP doesn't like certain posts. Some people don't like the OP's, and post crap. OP responds in kind, making his "hypocritical" statements later on a little, well, hypocritical.

What I think angers a certain type of individual on here, and why you have so many "lurkers" is the extreme cliqueness (sp?) of the board - I find it amusing someone in the group can tell an absolute rotten joke/story, that offends some, who are told to get over it. Woe betide a newbie trying something similar - it's normally attacked.

I'm not sure it's right for anyone to pose as board police, particularly in trying to make a distinction in some of the (generally entertaining!) filth posted here. And I think OP would be happier not trying. There will always be a section of people willing to post absolute crap, that you cannot change. What you are in infinite control of is your faculty to read or dismiss certain articles.

Hmmm think I've kinda (understatement) lost track, but my heart was in the right place.
(bacontrout got ska, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:25, closed)

Ohhh I've just read PJM's reply....
Ahhhh I hate that! That way of talking to/about people! I know I risk being ostracised here, but do know I'm trying to be pretty reasoned...you don't KNOW them. The sheer arrogance that goes into a statement like that astounds me.

I type with punctuation when I use this site, I want to be intelligible and coherent. I like people to enjoy what I write. Some people just. don't. care. For you to actually swan off thinking the comments left here accurately represent the social norms of said poster...well, I think at best that's pretty naive; at worst you're using their comments to give your ego and pomp a boost.
(bacontrout got ska, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:39, closed)