ohh..
thanks for the fashion advice peeps. I'll be wanting to look my best when killing my colleagues. Can't be looking all pasty on tv, hope my crows feet doesn't show, or my bingo wings....could do with losing a few ponds too...and sorting out my frown lines with some botox.....FUCK!, I cant go on tv looking like I do! I'm a travesty!. You fellows have managed to re-open my self conscious insecurities that i though i had laid to rest a long time ago. If my face is going to me all over the news I gotsta look good. Upon your advice I have now decided to postpone my bloodshed until I can afford the necessary cosmetic corrections that will re-establish some semblance of self confidence in me. I shall make a public announcement on b3ta when I feel well enough to re-commence proceedings of the murderous kind.

think of the lives you have just saved. true heroes..the lot of ye!
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, Reply)