no.....
but I fear I don't have long to wait until I see a whole plethora of them. Its now 1.40 pm and I'm about to go home for lunch. On my return to work I shall be carrying my MG64 machine gun rifle into the office where I will then proceed to unleash a hailstorm of bullets and kill absolutely every motherfucker in the room.

look out for me on bbc london news tonight. in fact, a massacre of this scale should be sir trev's top billing at 10 tonight. i'll be the one in the yellow beenie hat.
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:50, 7 replies)

Poor choice
The yellow beenie will make your face look all washed out on the news.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:20, closed)

^^yeah
You'll look washed out, and tv adds 10lbs, so perhaps a nice chic black hat might be better. Would suit the sombre occasion too.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:33, closed)

Yellow will, however,
contrast nicely with that 'turned the gun on myelf' shade of red.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:40, closed)

Do it properly.
Keep a few hostages until the cameras turn up, then you can hold a nice big Banner up to the window plugging b3ta (B3ta roolz - RIMLORD ftw!!!1111one111!!!! etc.) It would be a bit selfish not to.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:46, closed)

ohh..
thanks for the fashion advice peeps. I'll be wanting to look my best when killing my colleagues. Can't be looking all pasty on tv, hope my crows feet doesn't show, or my bingo wings....could do with losing a few ponds too...and sorting out my frown lines with some botox.....FUCK!, I cant go on tv looking like I do! I'm a travesty!. You fellows have managed to re-open my self conscious insecurities that i though i had laid to rest a long time ago. If my face is going to me all over the news I gotsta look good. Upon your advice I have now decided to postpone my bloodshed until I can afford the necessary cosmetic corrections that will re-establish some semblance of self confidence in me. I shall make a public announcement on b3ta when I feel well enough to re-commence proceedings of the murderous kind.

think of the lives you have just saved. true heroes..the lot of ye!
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:49, closed)

Aren't you a policeman?
This adds a curious twist to your post.
(frankspencer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:24, closed)

^^
*giggles uncontrollably*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 4 Mar 2008, 1:23, closed)