Have you ever seen a dead body?How did you feel?
Upset? Traumatised? Relieved? Like poking it with a stick?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 9:34)
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Yes, but only Monday to Friday...I work in a mortuary with Mr Tubs......and we live in a cemetery. I'm not weird, it's just a perk.
8 years in the job and roughly 1000 post mortems a year makes that about.......erm (brain cells that haven't been overly affected by formaldehyde kick into gear)......8000 dead bodies, give or take.
I've also developed (perhaps unsurprisingly) a slightly odd sense of humour.
Hell of a way to meet Mr Tubs though. Got married last year.
Not in the cemetery though...
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Length? I nearly choked on my muffin.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:23, 4 replies)
what's the biggest dong you've seen?Any truly monstrous ones?
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^^Don't take any notice of Frank - he goes back to the care facility a week on Tuesday.
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:35,
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Frank, I hate to tell you this,but as you get older, your penis retreats. It gets shorter and shorter-something to look forward to....
Since the majority of dead people are old, the odds of seeing a truly monstrous dongo are pretty low.
It's hell trying to catheterize a 100 year old man. You can't even find it.
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I can feel the love...Frank's bits and bobs aside....
I had more fun yesterday trying to find and kill maggots that had escaped the body and dropped onto the mortuary floor.....which happens to be the same colour as the little blighters. Free camouflage shouldn't be allowed, it's just not cricket.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 8:46, closed)
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