My Uncle's encounter with a dead body:
* Uncle witnesses car crash into a tree
* Uncle goes to car window to see if driver is ok
* Driver's head is no longer on driver's neck
* Uncle vomits a lot

The End.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:23, 3 replies)

Dint your uncle try selotaping head back on?
.. or supaglu is gud!
(Miggyman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 14:44, closed)

YEAH
SUPAGLU IS DA BEST. ID IS WIKID MAN, MY MUMSY WONT LEAVE THA FUCKIN H OUSE WITHOUT HER SUPAGLU - SHE IS DA BITCH
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 15:34, closed)

@fauntleroy
surely that should read "da crib" ;)
(Balue Free From Tetanus, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:34, closed)