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CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.

(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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Helping out
A young lady was being hassled by her ex, and he kept breaking into her flat and beating her up, so, as a gentleman of 20 years old, single, etc, I offered my services as a bodyguard, and to give her a room for a while until the ex was found, and locked up for a short while.
So she came and stayed, and as I only had a single bed, I offered it to her, and slept on what passed in my hovel for a couch. On night 2, she heard me tossing & turning (I had finally mastered "Also Sprach Zarathustra" on the springs, and was quite chuffed with myself at this point)(not really, I was totally knackered), and said "for Gods sake, just get in here and snuggle up- I trust you". So I did.
And was a good boy for the whole 2 weeks she was there, even though my raging erection every night digging into her back woke her up, and the odd grasp of a bounteous bosom whilst asleep (ahem) happened, and the odd grasp of a raging erection happened, and snuggling bum cheeks further onto said erection happened- nothing happened.
Claire, I'm sorry, I was stupid & gentlemanly.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:20, 9 replies)
I've done this. Chivalry is dead, but no fucker told me!
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:05, closed)
So all these times I've thought "Jesus, I must be a right oinker if even when I'm in bed with a bloke with an erection he still doesn't want to fuck me" I was wrong and he thought he was being a gentleman?

... Well, maybe not. I am a right oinker, after all.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:32, closed)
If you make a grab for it...
I lose my gentlemanly urges quite quickly!!!
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:04, closed)
Unless you say quite clearly "put it in me, and make me scream", a gentlemanly chap won't do a single thing. And CLaire was not the best looking of ladies either, so "oinkers" dont have any worries- its just the closeness of the flesh that counts.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:28, closed)
Me too. I was actually naive enough to think "it's wrong to take this further, she's only pushing herself onto my erection because she's asleep..."
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 20:43, closed)
... but as much as you think "Christ she just wants me to make the move" you're simultaneously playing out the situation in your head where you do make the move and she immediately starts shouting, calls you a perving rapey cunt and makes a giant scene......

Maybe it's worth it anyway.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:49, closed)
Plays in my head in 95% of these situations.
(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 6:57, closed)
Me too!
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:05, closed)
djang! ka-djang!
Give a little bit.

Give a little bit, of your love to her.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:06, closed)

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