And the worse thing is, it will never been offered again :(
It really is a once in a lifetime thing for most of us. I got offered a threesome in 2000, turned it down on the grounds that I liked one of them a lot more than the other....Never been offered since. I asked Mrs. Arrow if she could ever do this for me and she said, "Yeah sure, as long as we have a threesome with two blokes first"....This subject hasn't been spoken about since. She has a talent with reverse psychology.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:49, 4 replies)

Yup - a one off
I was no oil painting then, now I am just 10 years older and fatter. And my missus says the exact same thing as Mrs Arrow.
(Thebigfella, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:53, closed)

weirdly enough 10 years has passed since my offer
It was never gonna get as easy as that *cries*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:29, closed)

Lie Back and Think of England
Call her bluff. Take it like a man! Er, from a man.
(bergec is filled with inertia, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:26, closed)

She doesn't like being called Bluff :\

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:26, closed)

i'd go for it, never harmed me last time
And who knows, you may enjoy it more than you think. you don't have to touch the other bloke you know. Just make sure It's someone you'll never see again.
(Kip, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 9:36, closed)

Naaaa
you are a braver man than I, think you would have to be uber confident in your relationship to do that. Besides Mrs Arrow only said it to put me off the scent of two whimsies on my face.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:14, closed)

Granted it's 'a lot' different watching some bloke nob your bird, but it can go really well, although it can go really wrong too!
Nowhere near as much fun as my mate and I nobbing some bird that we met in a club in Newquay whilst on a lads tour in the early 90's, was a little off putting sometimes though, especially when he was underneath, the girl was riding him and I was taking her from behind cause my balls kept slapping his balls.

(probably too much information there, sorry)

And re-reading you OP, does you missus want a threesome with 'two blokes' including you or just two randoms? ;-)
(Kip, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:00, closed)

You never know!
Some of us girls love threesomes. To the extent of shoving random women in our boyfriend's face.

There are times when my boyfriend says, "Okay, okay, just one more, but then let's just do things ourselves for a time, alright?" because I've gotten him involved in so many.

Granted, girls like us aren't everywhere, but we do exist.

Keep up hope, guys!
(Audienda, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:47, closed)