
CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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It really is a once in a lifetime thing for most of us. I got offered a threesome in 2000, turned it down on the grounds that I liked one of them a lot more than the other....Never been offered since. I asked Mrs. Arrow if she could ever do this for me and she said, "Yeah sure, as long as we have a threesome with two blokes first"....This subject hasn't been spoken about since. She has a talent with reverse psychology.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:49, 4 replies)

I was no oil painting then, now I am just 10 years older and fatter. And my missus says the exact same thing as Mrs Arrow.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:53, closed)

It was never gonna get as easy as that *cries*
( , Fri 24 Sep 2010, 16:29, closed)

Call her bluff. Take it like a man! Er, from a man.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:26, closed)

And who knows, you may enjoy it more than you think. you don't have to touch the other bloke you know. Just make sure It's someone you'll never see again.
( , Sat 25 Sep 2010, 9:36, closed)

you are a braver man than I, think you would have to be uber confident in your relationship to do that. Besides Mrs Arrow only said it to put me off the scent of two whimsies on my face.
( , Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:14, closed)

Nowhere near as much fun as my mate and I nobbing some bird that we met in a club in Newquay whilst on a lads tour in the early 90's, was a little off putting sometimes though, especially when he was underneath, the girl was riding him and I was taking her from behind cause my balls kept slapping his balls.
(probably too much information there, sorry)
And re-reading you OP, does you missus want a threesome with 'two blokes' including you or just two randoms? ;-)
( , Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:00, closed)

Some of us girls love threesomes. To the extent of shoving random women in our boyfriend's face.
There are times when my boyfriend says, "Okay, okay, just one more, but then let's just do things ourselves for a time, alright?" because I've gotten him involved in so many.
Granted, girls like us aren't everywhere, but we do exist.
Keep up hope, guys!
( , Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:47, closed)
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