Gaaaaaaaaaah
They were gorgeous blonde lady art students, all three of us were dressed as zombies, much booze had been drunk and we were dropping them off at one girl's flat, who's mother was away for the weekend. Before getting out of the car she snogged me. For reasons that I can't even begin to quantify, instead of getting out of the car I accepted a lift back to Camden. I heard later that in the absence of a man, they spent the night banging each other senseless instead.

When I heard that, I let my friend take a run-up the length of the pub to slap me round the face for being an idiot. An absolute fucking idiot.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:58, 4 replies)

i read about a bloke once who decided
to spend his last quid on a bag of chips instead of putting on his regular lottery numbers

naturally the numbers came up that week

must be a similar feeling
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:29, closed)

Was the lift
in a Honda Accord?
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:50, closed)

If only
it was a Rangerover if memory serves

gah
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 0:10, closed)

seriously
Split second decisions aren't for me either
(lemonadegame, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 4:22, closed)