the evil of chickenspud
i love to experiment with food. sometimes, that's a good thing, i've created some quite delicious meals and snacks.
other times, well, wrong doesn't quite cover it.

pissed/stoned, very hungry, in that mood where you can't qute decide what you want to eat. instant mash has always been one of my comfort foods, disgusting shite though it is. i'm rather fond of a certain well-known brand of chicken soup, too. but which one should i have?
then, inspiration* struck. you make instant mash with hot water, right? chicken soup is a bit like hot water, right? maybe, if i make the mash with chicken soup instead of hot water, it'll taste like a roast dinner! yeah! go, me! this is gonna taste great!
wrong.
a whole lumpy, disgusting, sick-inducing world of wrong.
the stuff i ended up with could have been used to grout tiles. it smelled absolutely vile and looked like the kind of alien lifeform even captain janeway would run from.
of course, i HAD to taste it.
won't be doing that again any time soon.


*may not have been actual inspiration
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:17, 4 replies)

also
do not try and make smash with vodka

really
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:14, closed)

jesus!
that's worse than mine! at least i mixed food with other food!
what posessed you to waste precious alcohol like that?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:23, closed)

um
we had a bodger and badger themed house party. It seemed like a good idea at the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:27, closed)

hahahaha!
due to my love of smash, i was called badger for about 2 years!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 20:13, closed)