This one I'm actualy proud of.
End of my first year in uni, we had a going away party, at which one of my friends got very drunk. She had a thing for my mate, who she flirted with and tried to get drunk all night. When it was clear he wasn't biting, she went for me.

She put her arms round me, pulled me in and kissed me, pressing her heaving breasts against me. She pulled a way, flashing me a naughty smile, clearly gagging for it.

One of those defining moments in life came, the type that helps define who you are, and I met it with out having to think. I told her she was drunk, it wouldent be right and she would regret it in the morning. She tried again and I held her back, instead giving her water to sober up.

Friends called me a puff, saying she deserved it for her behaviour, and she'd not remember, but I felt it was the right thing to do.
(Mong goose, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:21, 3 replies)

i like heaving breasts

( broadsword w⚓, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:35, closed)

Did anyone else
hear a voice over from "wonder Years" in the middle of that?
(kitescreech still here, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 13:15, closed)

Mong Goose, as one of the (seemingly small) number of straight males who usually end up dealing with the aftremath of these events, I thank you for doing the gentlemanly thing.


Although to be fair, I probably would've diddled the drunk, horny, lady...
(SpongeGavShitPants, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 6:29, closed)