What was I thinking?CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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lovely Girl & friendI'll keep it short and stupid.
Me & mate. At club. Meet a lovely girl and friend. Talk, laugh, drink, dance, have fun. Go back to mate's house for a smoke. Girl's friend goes home, Girl wants to stay. Girl's friend asks me to bring Girl back later. I agree.
90 minutes later Girl decides she wants to go and asks me to take her. No problem, I say. Down road we walk, all of ten doors before "here we are".
"Would you like to come in?" Girl says.
"No thanks" I say. "I only live down the road."
I stroll on, happy in my chivalry.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:35, 4 replies)
You were, sir, a knob.
Mind, I think I'd have done the same at that tender age. Nowadays she wouldn't even get the key out of the door before I'd be committing vile acts of indescribable brutality upon her poor unsuspecting self.
Ahem. Allegedly.
(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 23:21, closed)
youdon't even know how old I was, you patronising fuck.
(okay I was 20. but still)
(, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 18:32, closed)
I agree with LHC(, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 19:49, closed)
Welcome to the Patronizing Fuck's Club.
Hang your coat up, come sit down and let's have a beer and see who else we can piss off. Everybody, of course - we just have to decide where to begin.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:18, closed)
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