What was I thinking?CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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I was cruising about inmy Honda Accord just after scoring a massive load of drugs of quite biblical proportions. Just as I pass a nightclub of sorts, a load of supermodels pile out and as many get into the car with me as can fit.
They all pleaded in chorus 'Please let us suck your massive cock SLVA'
I looked at them and asked, "Do any of you like raw turnip?'
"Urggh no, what sort of question is that, you weirdo?" they all said and got out the car and cleared off again.
What was I thinking? Calpol isn't even a proper drug anyway is it? Not really. Pah!
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:20,
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Oh don't mock, it totally makes your cock into a turnip, if that's not the mark of a seriously massive drug I don't know what is.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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I wouldn't mindbut I pointed out that it would count as one of her five a day. Were they interested? Were they fuck
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:11,
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