i do not know what i was thinking!
I once got so obliterated I woke up and made my way to the loo. Mid way through relieving my bladder, my flat mate walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told him to get out the bathroom only for him to call to the other housemates. It was only then the realisation hit that I had followed the floor plans from my mums house and was in fact in the kitchen, pissing in the bin and my housemate catching me had caused me to turn and relive myself on the kitchen floor too. Made my way sheepishly back to my room after and the next day gave the kitchen a good clean. Never lived it down. Good times! At least it was only piss and was funnier too when my flatmates didn't realise at first and walked through my piss in their socks. It's okay, they have done worse!!!
(Something funny, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:52, Reply)