don't know whether it's just your toaster but....
the ejector seat thingy on my old toaster broke and I spent 3 years getting the toast out without shocking myself once. My usual method was to spear it from above with either a sharp knife or a fork, but given that toast was my standard post-pub snack, I missed more than once. Was never zapped though....
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 3:11, Reply)