mmm toast
Our student house was plagued with mice, we used to stay up until the wee hours off our knackers on goofballs shooting them with water pistols.

We also had no money and lived mainly on porridge and/or toast. The financial situation was, I now realised, probably due to the amount of goofballs we consumed.

Come the end of the year we decided that we would actually like our deposit back for a change so we all mucked in cleaning the house and all the landlord provided electrical appliances.

When it came to cleaning the toaster we couldn't open the crumb tray to empty it so I thought it would be a good idea to hold it upside down and shake it. After about five minutes of crumb snowstorm something mouldy and charred plonked out onto the kitchen surface.

Upon closer inspection it turned out to be the charred and mouldering remains of a small rodent. God knows how long it had been there. £50 bond was not enough to cover the feelings of disgust that continue to this day when I think of how much rodent infested toast we ate
( shitkicker, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)