What was I thinking?CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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The post about the mills bomb reminds mewhen I was 18 I took a howitzer shell off a ww2 wreck, for no good reason. After a bit of monkeying around I defused it (I think) and then, not really having a day to day need for a possibly defused howitzer shell, I shoved in a box up the loft.
And there it stayed. It was like a physical manifestation of a dirty little secret, out of sight and mind. Every now and then I'd remember the fucker and get a bit of a sinking feeling, thinking 'I really really ought to do something about this'.
The bugger even moved house with me 5 times. Marriage, the birth of my first child, the howitzer shell stayed with me.
Finally, after 16 years of constant companionship, I got round to talking the wee fella on a fishing trip and dropped over the side.
Sleep tight my friend.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:22,
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