Coagulants
Hello. Semen has both de-coagulants and coagulants in it. One to enable it to flow when you spooge, the other to keep it secure in your lovely lady's growler. The de-coagulants are easily washed away in water, leaving the coagulants to form a cement-like mess.

One failsafe way to keep your shower or bath nice and clean is, before you plan to take one, drive off in your lorry, find a cheap whore and fill her belly full of snot. It'll cost £3 more than a spray-bottle of Cillit Bang Grime and Lime, but you'll have had a lovely evening out with a beautiful girl who, most likely, will have an exquisitely aloof expression while you pound away.

You can save money on the tom if you slay her afterwards and dump her in a wood wrapped in old carpet, but this is a moral and legal grey area. Plus you'll get your bath or shower mucky later as you wash off the mud and blood.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:53, 2 replies)

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( bane, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:01, closed)

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